Перевод знаменитого анекдота. Спасибо RetXiRT suiR@ttig@$ за консультации по переводу (фактически, он подсказал большинство ключевых мест, чтобы они выглядели клёво).
So, there was a russian writer called Eduard Limonov
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_Limonov
One of his most famous books is "It's Me, Eddie". The main character is the same as the author, but this is fiction.
This book contains a scene, where Limonov sucks a Negro's dick.
* * *
Eduard Limonov was asked for an interview. He thinks: "They always ask me about that Negro. How should I answer that time?"
He stands in front of the mirror and tries to recite the upcoming interview:
"So, Mr. Limonov, is this true that you were fellating a Negro?"
"Supposedly so, what about it? This is none of your business."
No, this is a bad answer.
"So, Mr. Limonov, is this true that you were fellating a Negro?"
"No, this is just an artistic exaggeration."
No, this is also a bad answer.
"So, Mr. Limonov, is this true that you were fellating a Negro?"
"Your questions are stupid. Ask one more and I'll leave!"
"Yes, this is an excellent answer", he decided and went for an interview.
* * *
The interview begins. The journalist says:
"So, Mr. Limonov, is this true that you are a racist and nazi?"
"Are you crazy? I was even fellating a Negro once!"